Tripping on a Halo by Alessandra Torre – Cover Reveal with EXERPT

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Tripping on a Halo – Alessandra Torre – Cover Reveal


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Tripping on a Halo

by Alessandra Torre

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Tripping on a Halo – Alessandra Torre – Cover Reveal

Expected publication: December 7, 2018

Genre: Romantic Comedy

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About Tripping on a Halo:

 

It’s really hard to save a guy’s life when he keeps running from you.

You might be asking yourself why I’m waving an inflatable penis in the air and screaming at the top of my lungs. If I took time to explain, Declan Moss would get hit by a bus.

Let me back up. I didn’t ask for this. I was perfectly happy — and perfectly sane — before I was tasked with keeping Declan Moss alive. It was a thankless job until the moment that my panties dropped and his delicious smirk found his way in between my thighs.

Hello, toe-curling ecstasy. Goodbye, professional boundaries. And suddenly, there’s a new danger to avoid: the falling of my heart.

 

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A minivan  with a duct-taped  front bumper slowed  to a stop next to me,  the hot pink logo glowing  at me. I heaved to my feet  and pulled open the back door.  The woman behind the wheel nodded  at me. “Just crawl over the carseat.”

I  followed her instructions, finding a spot  by the window on a cloth backseat that smelled  slightly of baby wipes. She pulled away, turning up  the volume on the radio. “I’m in the middle of an audiobook,”  she called out. “Sorry.”

“That’s fine.” I pulled the seatbelt across  my shoulder and settled into the seat. Finding my phone, I confirmed  the pickup, then texted Ansley.

Nevermind. Found ride. Thank God I didn’t  die.

I added a wide-eyed emoji for emphasis, then a gif of a psychopathic clown  with a knife, stabbing the air.

Loud moaning caught my attention and I lifted my  head, tuning in to the audiobook, which was diving into what appeared to be a very explicit  sex scene between Joel the plumber and Bethany the lonely divorcee. The male voice spoke,deep and  rough, his voice cracking as he urged the woman to open her legs wider and take his—I flushed, sinking  deeper in my seat and resisted the urge to plug my ears with my finger.

A detailed accounting began, so  raw and unfiltered that I felt I was there, in bed with the couple, watching the man’s thick erection myself.  I pulled at the neck of my dress and pinned my knees together, willing the woman to drive faster and get me home  already.

“Ummm….” I said tentatively. “Could you—”

“Shhh!”  the woman  said excitedly,  her hands gripping  the wheel, shouldershunched  forward, as if she was about  to crawl into the speakers and  join in. “It’s getting to the good  part!”

Getting to the good part? Oh no.  Talk about sustained erotic torture. I bet  this is what Sergey Tuganov’s two women felt  like. The twenty-eight-year-old mechanic bet them  $4300 that he could have nonstop sex with them for  twelve hours. TWELVE HOURS. And he did. Got his $4300  in winnings, which was sucha specifically random number, then  had a heart attack and died. Doctors deduced his heart attack  was due to the entire bottle of Viagra that he popped just before  his twelve-hour session.

I can do this, I decided. If they could last  twelve hours, I could surely last the ten minutes or so that this painfully  sexual ride would entail. I closed my eyes and tried to concentrate on something  other than the sordid description of her pleasure, which really did sound quite enviable.  I tried to remember if I everplugged in and recharged my vibrator. lI hoped so. There was  nothing worse than approaching the peak only to have it sputter to a stop.

My phone, which  had been cradled between my thighs, started to ring, a sound paired with a delightful vibration  that only added to my torture. I groaned and picked up the phone. “What?”

“Jeez. Just making sure  you had made it home. I just woke up to pee and saw your texts.” She hesitated, the pause coming  at a terrible moment, the woman beginning to cry out the announcement of her orgasm. “Ummm… where areyou?”

“In  a Lyft, sitting next to a car seat and in the middle of some finger-banging. It’s a long story. I’ll tell you  about it tomorrow.”

She  was silent,  and I wondered  how many explicit  details of the man’s  cunnilingus were audible  through the phone. “Riiiight.  I’m going to let you get back  to that.”

“Thanks,” I said flatly.  “Such a dear.”

She laughed, then hung  up the phone. I closed my eyes and, for  the next four minutes, tried to block out the  image of Joel the Plumber’s thick, pulsating member.  It was hard. Literally and figuratively speaking.

The  ravenous sex scene ended just as the minivan rolled to a  stop at the end of my cul-de-sac. “Whew!” The driver said.  “Good timing, right?”

I didn’t respond. lI couldn’t. lI had a blinding  need to get inside, strip naked, and satisfy every craving that Bethany  and Joel had just unleashed. I squirmed my way over the car seat, tossed  her a tip, and practically shimmied my way across the lawn and up the front  steps. I had my hand in my purse, swiping around for the keys, when a dark shape  moved off my swing and toward me.

 

 

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About Alessandra Torre

Tripping on a Halo – Alessandra Torre – Cover Reveal

Alessandra Torre is an award-winning New York Times bestselling author of fourteen novels. Her books focus on romance and suspense. Torre has been featured in such publications as Elle and Elle UK, as well as guest blog ged for the

Huffington Post and RT Book Reviews. She is also the Bedroom Blogger for Cosmopolitan.com.

Tripping on a Halo – Alessandra Torre – Cover Reveal

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